dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"

21 hours ago   10950   Reblog





when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you
313,556 plays










1 day ago   40196   Reblog




Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
1 day ago   645813   Reblog
  #pls




me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
me: should this be on overlay or soft light
me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY
me:
me:
me:
me: what has my life become
1 day ago   113023   Reblog




yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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2 days ago   31692   Reblog




potter-who-locked:

oldfuckingsport:

I just saw this ad playing before a youtube video and I had to stop and watch the whole thing. Incredible.

Watch this. Now

2 days ago   374305   Reblog




jimmyfallonvevo:

hotclog:

jimmyfallonvevo:

How to add comments to someone else’s post:
1. Don’t.

omg this ^^

image

2 days ago   8874   Reblog




nauticalcouple:

unphazedcat:

boystears:

yung-ananas:

edgar-allen-hoe:

God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping her teeth.
Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp

LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE

the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner

DANCE MOMSSSSSAS

Holly: girls out of the room. girls out of the room! OUT OF THE ROOM! GIRLS OUT OF THE ROOM!

2 days ago   42478   Reblog




Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not
3 days ago   337575   Reblog




the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

3 days ago   293005   Reblog




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